I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair—twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a little. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class.